So this guy arrives home with a new bass boat. "What ya gonna do with that?" askes the wife, "ain't water enough to float it for 100 miles." "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it!" says the husband. Later, his brother comes by to visit. "Where's he at?" asks the brother. "Out around back." replies the wife. The brother walks around the house and there out back in the middle of the desert , sitting in the boat, rod in hand, is the proud new owner. "What the heck you doin'?" asked the brother. "I'm a-fishin'!" says the boat owner. "what's it look like I'm a-doin'?" The brother replies "You know, it's people like you gives Arizonans a bad name. No wonder people around the country think we're stupid. Why, I'd come out there and whup your butt if i could swim!!".